MIDEM Day 3

What time is it, you ask?

My watch says 10:45am but my laptop says 1:46am.

Nevermind!

Just look around.

10am – everyone sips espresso.

12pm – the ladies are sipping wine.

4pm – the guys are drinking beer.

6pm – everyone is drinking vodka. Where did it come from??

Has an hour gone by? Just wait for the intercom having to remind people that this is a non-smoking building and you’ll know.

Don’t bother to ask someone if they’re American, you can tell by the following:

1. Tumi business carry-all
2. blasphemously outdated cell phone or Bluetooth headset
3. excessive yak yak yakking or barking into aforementioned headset
4. speed walking

to be continued....